walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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