She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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