if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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