i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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His hands were made for my vagina.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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