A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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