My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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