Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I enjoy the company of your penis
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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