This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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