Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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