That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
