found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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