in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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