well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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