i just wanna soil my oats bro
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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