turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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