I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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