Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
my liver is dry heaving
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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