She said her name was "party"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my god I love twenty year old dicks
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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