I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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