i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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