Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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