I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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