How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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