My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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