Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
