Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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