just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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