That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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