Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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