Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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