hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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