So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize