I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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