the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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