yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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