It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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