I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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