I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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