They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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