When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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