worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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