would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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