Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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