hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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