I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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