He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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