Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
