I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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