singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
