i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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