can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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