ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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