This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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