Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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