You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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