Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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