wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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